Oh, there was a fellow named Joe Offer
He had so many birthdays,
Just to fill the coffer...umm...or is that coffers?

Well for a coffer for each day made it coffers....
Shit, it don't matter,
He ain't refusin' any offers.

he can get close enough to the pretty lady, especially not to boff her...

Tra-la-la-la-la la...fer!

GfS