I just wrote a great short story. Sex, comedy, angst, adversity, moral fortitude... the works in about two pages. I wish I could share it. But, it's personal and will only appear after I check out... leave the building... take the big dirt nap... buy the farm... win the lottery...

Actually, if I win the lottery, I will buy a farm. I'll plant Bodhrán's and ship them to Idaho to drive Rap mad. MAD I SAY! HAHAHHAHAHAAA!