"couldn't wait to tour the Guiness plant"
There's a story told about Guinness workers (and numerous other brewery workers around the world, I suspect)
A plant worker falls into a vat and, when fished out, is found to have drowned.
They immediately contact the widow to tell her the bad news; she asked, "Did he suffer at all, was it immediate?"
"No", they replied, "He climbed out for a piss three times".
Jim Carroll