Herself and I were doing a cycling tour of Western Ireland along back awhile, and went into one of the many pubs in Doolin one evening. After sitting for a bit and enjoying the music, I noticed a strange phenomenon...the tourists were all drinking Guinness (except me. I was drinking Smithwick - I hate that black stuff), but the locals were drinking Bud. Maybe they knew something.

I have an unopened pint can of Olde Frothingslosh, the Pale Stale Ale with the Foam on the Bottom (yes, that's really its name).