The wirecutter comment made me smile :-) I remember being in the Nags Head at Edale many many years ago when we were having a good sing late on one cold February evening and someone put the jukebox on. We asked the barman to turn it off again and when he declined one of our number pointed to the wire leading up to the speaker with a Bowie type knife (It was so long ago they were legal to go hiking with!) and very politely asked the barman if he wanted him to turn it off instead. The barman declined the offer and turned it off himself :-)