They should do a talking fish for Canadians that says things like:

"Take off, ya hoser!"

"How's it goin', eh?"

"Where's the puck?"

"Where's the beer?"

"Where's the pizza?"

"Too bad about Gretzky, eh?"

"The Leafs lost again, eh?"

"Lotta snow, eh?"

"Geez! It's cold out there! Darn near froze my nuts off!"

"Too bad about the Raptors, eh?"

"Joe Who???"

"I voted for Mike Harris!"

and.... "I voted for Mulroney!!!"

Man, would that thing be perfect for garage sales and firing ranges...

"Terminate with extreme prejudice."

- LH