THE TAMALE SONG by Leon Albo copyright 1997

Does the ayatollah drink Coca-Cola?
I don't think so.
Does Mario Andretti eat the spaghetti?
I don't know.
Did henry Fonda drive in a Honda
When he had to go?
Did Mohammed Ali eat the tamale?
Does anybody want to dance?

Does anybody want to dance?
Slip into your dancing pants.
I know you can. Don't say you can't.
Does anybody want to dance?

Does Jerry Clower sing in the shower?
I don't care.
Does G. Gordon Liddy really look pretty?
He got no hair.
Does Hillary Rodham have a big bottom
With some to spare?
Does the Dalai Lama wear his pajama
Whenever he want to dance?

(Repeat chorus)

It's a cute song by a weird fellow.