Ah cannae get ma granny aff the drugs
Oh ah cannae get ma grannie aff the drugs.
She's takin' speed an' jellies,
Stealing people's tellies,
Ah cannae get ma granny aff the drugs.

Chorus: Aye aye yippee etc Ma granny is a hippie, aye aye yippee ippy aye.

Ah cannae get ma granny aff the drugs
Oh ah cannae get ma grannie aff the drugs.
I'm sure she'd pulled a swedgie
She's looking kind of edgy
Chorus: Aye aye yippee etc Ma granny is a hippie, aye aye yippee ippy aye.

Ah cannae get ma granny aff the drugs
Oh ah cannae get ma grannie aff the drugs.
She's taking loads of coppers
And selling loads of poppers.
Chorus: Aye aye yippee etc Ma granny is a hippie, aye aye yippee ippy aye.


Ah cannae get ma granny aff the drugs
Oh ah cannae get ma grannie aff the drugs.
She' stolen all ma hash
and taken all my cash
Chorus: Aye aye yippee etc Ma granny is a hippie, aye aye yippee ippy aye.