Came across this old thread while browsing the Cat, as one does from time to time.   I recalled, and thought I would share, a Bellamyism that came back to me as I read it.

It was a fine day and someone said "Aren't those birds making a beautiful noise!".

"Yes," Pete replied; "but you know what they're singing, don't you? — 'This is my tree: you fuck off!'."

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