"What a piece of shit you are shaw, pay me a visit Please and we can discuss manners."

Ah, Dan, master of unintended irony... :-)

"And spaw was one of my best friends"

Good for you. I've never mentioned him!

"Or it you like Shaw, I can visit you and we can discuss it ..."

Well, if you like, but I'd worry about the wellbeing of the flight crew...