We just assembled the gift from the Old China's other son (not the one who gave us the outlaw reindeer throw). It's a tabletop fountain probably because I'm into a lot of holistic, new age-y type things. I know others of you have gotten fountains BUT NOT LIKE THIS ONE! Instead of the gentle tinkling of water over the tiny stones, this fountain allows us to relax to the sound of JET ENGINES because of a really noisy motor. I'm thinking odd thoughts about the pursuit of tranquility and Hari Krishnas at the airport. And I'm starting to get a step-mother complex about these gifties.

Rowana (who thinks CDs are the greatest gifts ever)