On this side of the puddle, our forefathers got knocked into the aisles by the Two Black Crows:

I can play this trumpet like nobody's bidness!

"Well, what can you play on that trumpet?"

Well, I can play ANYTHIN' on dis trumpet!

"No, you can't either!"

Sho' I can! I kin play ANYTHIN' on this trumpet!

"Well, I bet you can't play PIANO on dat trumpet!"

(drum roll, rimshot, and on to the next bad joke....)

Regards,

A