Personal Profile for: SPAW

Sex: When possible.
Living arrangement: By agreement with various doctors and drug companies.
What do you think about ouija boards?: I rarely think about ouija boards.
Your favourite TV show? The 5 AM test pattern on CH. 34
What's on your mouse pad? My mouse?.....also a glass of water currently.
Favourite board games: Whack 'em with a 2x4.
Favourite magazines: "Tits & Ass for the Discerning Heathen"
Favourite smells: Ask my dog. He seems to enjoys "Butts and Balls"
Worst feeling in the world: Prostate exam
Best feeling in the world: Finishing a prostate exam
Favourite CD: Carl Dupler....helluva' nice guy
Do you get motion sickness? Only if I move
Roller coasters - scary or exciting? Neither...make me fart
How many rings before you answer the phone? I don't answer the phone
Future sons name? Bulbashitz
Future daughter's name? Snorfblatt
Favourite foods: Just so it doesn't move too fast
Chocolate or vanilla? Sassparilla
Favourite ice cream? Fried Toffee-Pumpkin Crunch
Croutons or bacon bits? Both and skip the salad.
Do you like to drive? Drive what? nails?
Do you sleep with stuffed animals? Karen is going to kick your ass
What type was your first car: My cars have never typed.
If you could meet one person, dead or alive, who would it be? Dagwood Bumstead
Favourite alcoholic drink: Whatever the alchoholic wants I guess.

What is your zodiac sign? "STOP--ASTROLOGY IS BULLSHIT
Who is your favourite poet? Whoever wrote "Gene,Gene Built a Machine
Do you eat the stems of broccoli? Only in self defense
If you could have any job you wanted, what would it be? The Green Hornet
If you could dye your hair any colour, what would it be? Plaid
Have you ever been in love? Yes.
What is on your walls in your room? plaster/paneling/brick
Is the glass half empty or half full? The one on my mouse pad is empty
Favourite movie(s): "Hemo the Magnificent"
Lefty, righty or ambidextrous? Mine generally hangs to the....HEY! Bugger off!
Do you type with your fingers on the right keys? I dunno', but I type in B flat.
If you could be one gardening tool, what would you be? Post hole digger
What's under your bed? The floor hopefully
What is your favourite number? "Peg O' My Heart"
What is your dream car? Already owned them
Favourite sport(s)to watch: "Peeing for Distance and Accuracy"

Spaw