Knittershanty first one on the list. If you are not mobile maybe knitting is possible.

Or maybe "My Love is Like a Chocolate Box" will make you smile. It was first performed at the Somers Folk Club holding a box of "Black Magic". When finished it was handed to the object of my desire who thought I was just handing her a box of candy! the second rendition she twigged the full import. The assembled audience got it immediately! Oh the memories.