"She has been an excellent Home secretary"

Yer wot? Under her supervision the immigration she was rallying so vehemently against in her speech to the faithful has gone through the self-imposed roof of her own manifesto. Her policies have failed utterly. The prisons are in an appalling state, the roads are falling to bits and the infrastructure can't cope.

Her speech yesterday was a joke; she pretended as if her not insignificant failures had never happened. Truth is, at these conferences she could have come on stage and performed a rendition of "This Little Piggy" by farting and they would have cheered.