Oh aunt Jemima look at your uncle Clive,
he's in the garage learning how to drive,
first he is in low gear then he is in top,
and now he's on the roadway wondering how to stop...

Oh aunt Jemima look at your uncle Peter,
he's in the bathtub washing both his feet,
first he does the left one then he does the right
and now he's under the water vanishing down the plug.

Some verses are vague re uncle Jim and others...I am 70 now and learned many scout songs as a brownie...they were more fun than ours......like..

one elephant began to play
out on a spiders web one day..etc.

Robin