I learned this from the Girl Guides in the early sixties:
"We're all dahn i' t' coil oil weer t' muck clarts o' t' winders Wey've used all us coil up an' we're reet dahn ti t' cinders When t' bum bailiff cums rahnd 'ere, 'e'll niver find us Cos we're all dahn i' t' coil oil weer t' muck clarts o' t' winders.
We are all down in the basement where the dirt accumulates upon the casement We have used all our anthracite and we are down to the residue When the company representative calls round here, he will not find us Because we are all down in the basement where the dirt accumulates upon the casement.