I really wanted my kids to know about evolution because I wanted them to grow up enlightened, so I spent a lot of time discussing it with them.
Know what?
They found it boring. They didn't care.

I warned them that if they didn't pay attention, they'd grow up to be born-again Christian Republicans. But they still didn't care.

And to this day, I don't know what they know about evolution.
But they aren't Christian.
And they aren't Republican.
And they're good musicians.

So, I think I did something right.

-Joe-