The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #158372   Message #3745299
Posted By: Ross Campbell
19-Oct-15 - 07:23 PM
Thread Name: BS: Why don't we make water?
Subject: RE: BS: Why don't we make water?
From the Corries (Roy Williamson and Ronnie Browne) live shows (I don't think they ever recorded this fragment). Somehow it stuck in my memory…

"Did ye ever see yer Granny making water
Down by the old mill stream?
She pishes for an hour and a quarter
And ye cannae see her arse for steam!"

Ross

PS I've apparently just consumed 70 gallons worth of almonds.