Personal Profile for: Dave the Gnome

Sex: Not since I broke my wrist
Living arrangement: By continuous breathing and heartbeat
What do you think about ouija boards?: Dead interesting
Your favourite TV show? The Bill
What's on your mouse pad? My Mouse
Favourite board games: Trivial Pursuits
Favourite magazines: Manchester City Life
Favourite smells: Chips
Worst feeling in the world: Hate
Best feeling in the world: Love
Favourite CD: Pete Ryder - Last Chance Saloon (at the mo)
Do you get motion sickness? No
Roller coasters - scary or exciting? Scary
How many rings before you answer the phone? As few as possible
Future sons name? Bloody Miracle!
Future daughter's name? Same as above
Favourite foods: Sardines
Chocolate or vanilla? Neither
Favourite ice cream? None
Croutons or bacon bits? Croutons
Do you like to drive? Yes
Do you sleep with stuffed animals? No (Unless... nah, don't go there)
What type was your first car: Reliant SuperVanIII
If you could meet one person, dead or alive, who would it be? Me, 20 years ago, to offer advice
Favourite alcoholic drink: Porter
What is your zodiac sign? Aquarius
Who is your favourite poet? Kipling (Sung versions only)
Do you eat the stems of broccoli? Yes
If you could have any job you wanted, what would it be? Making things with wood
If you could dye your hair any colour, what would it be? Red
Have you ever been in love? Yes
What is on your walls in your room? Wallpaper
Is the glass half empty or half full? Neither for long
Favourite movie(s): Conan the Barbarian
Are you a lefty, righty or ambidextrous? Righty with a pen, Ambi with other tools
Do you type with your fingers on the right keys? No
If you could be one gardening tool, what would you be? A rake (get it?)
What's under your bed? Fluff
What is your favourite number? 7
What is your dream car? Aston Martin
Favourite sport(s)to watch: Motor Cycle Speedway (Live only)