I know nothing about rugby. It was actually introduced to Thornleigh when I was there but the real lads stuck with cricket and footie. I still know next to nothing about rugby. I know that someone forgot to saw off the tops of the uprights, that the ball's out of shape, that you don't get done for hands and that, oddest of all, when you're trying to score you can run the right way but may only throw the ball the wrong way.