Bonjour mon petit. The elves are working their wee little fingers to the bone to get your gifties ready for delivery. I told them 'drop everything else and do this job tout suite.' Of course, it would have been better if they hadn't literally dropped everything. The mess on the workshop floor took a while to clear up and some of those stains still haven't come out.

We've noted your likes and dislikes and hope that the finished items will suit you down to the ground. Hopefully nothing will upset the customs officials down under and Rudolph assures us that there is still time to get the package to you before Christmas Day.