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Thread #62792   Message #3752842
Posted By: GUEST,apl
23-Nov-15 - 05:32 AM
Thread Name: Parodies to the tune of 1812 overture
Subject: RE: Parodies to the tune of 1812 overture
Hi all,

So given this thread is nearly 12 years old, I hate to revive it, BUT:

I'm after the lyrics to the Gnus and Roses track, variously listed as either "God Bless the Peacemakers" or "Blessed are the Peacemakers". The post by Snuffy on 10/09/2003 (UK date format) suggests s/he has the lyrics, but didn't post them. I've lost my own CD case/insert with the lyrics, but I've still the audio files. I've had a listen and transcribed as much as I can, but need some help filling in it all (esp when the chorus is singing). My current version reads (dots indicate where I could only catch a short refrain):

Remember Mr Bonaparte,
A great exponent of the art,
The finest art of all mankind,
The art that we have so refined.
We barter science what you will (?)
We did it then; we do it still,
We might want, what we do (?)
World war one, world war two
….?
….such fun, especially if you've got a gun (?)

Deary me, I didn't know,
This was the way mankind would go,
They're saving up for world war three,
Is it for them? No, it's for me.
It always seems a little odd:
"Is that a bomb?" "Yes, it's for God!"
You've got it wrong, you stupid sods,
Read the chapter, read the verse,
I only wanted gardeners!
Mind the trees, mind the plants,
Dolphins, do-dos, elephants,
What's the use of all that brain?
We've all turned out like bloody Kane,
A king, a flag, a bit of sand,
It's more than I can understand,
The old parades with marching bands,
It hasn't gone the way I planned,
Look at 'em: they've all gone crazy,
No one minds the sodding daisies,
Didn't hear a word I said…
Time for bed!

Sound your seashell (?)
Esther shell lie surfer (?)

The bells the bells,
Oh where am I?
The place ice-cream vans go to die?
I'm going to cry.

Sound your sound sweet bells (?)

Bless your sweet bells (?

Look; don't be hurt,
But as a guide, don't look at me as on your side,
They think so too -
My hands are tied!

Sound seat bells (?)
….
...guided missiles...bloody god

I've crossed you off my Christmas list,
I've had enough; I don't exist!
Heavens, I'm an atheist.

Time to talk for peace (?)
Time to trust in me,
...united states of...?

Ignore the peasants when they hanker after grain,
Another year and they'll be saying it again,
...quite humane

made to measure…