Ah, Booquemeister, you are projecting your weenie again. Your inner weenie. Your outer weenier is merely an urban legend, devoid of substance or empirical evidence.

Acme, thanks for the reminder of Cheever's name. I read a whole collection of his brilliant short stories one long-ago summer day in Connecticut, but that image of the travel-by-swimming-pool is the one that really stuck with me!

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