Teribus says Harry Forest = Musket. Even his maths is wonky.

Of course, being eager to believe something you want to believe runs through anything Tetibus or Keith A of Hertford types. Says it all really.

Sorry, Woodcock old lad, I'm not a Musket. If he'll have me, I can send him my cv, but there you go.

Or actually you go, along the lines of;

Ahh {insert name of anyone about to be taken out of context} waffle waffle bullshit.