"Ah Guest Pendant I see that you have now managed to get your name right, finally got it at the third attempt. Now which one of the usual suspects are you, adopting a new Guest identity, my guess is either Shaw or Raggy."

Well Billy Woodcock, which identity are you going to adopt next? Benito friggin' Musso, or Genghis bleedin' Khan, perhaps? Do you know summat, old bean, I've spent the last couple of weeks repeating myself with some obsessive Christian ex-moderator who thinks I'm out to get him and his sacred tenets to persuade him and his acolytes that I'm doing no such thing, and, frankly, it gets right on my tits, it does (though I'm not bitter). So here I go again, repeating myself. Numero uno, I am not in on the substantive of this thread, so stop dragging me in. Numero duo, I swear to almighty God, to almighty Clapton and to uber-almighty Ludwig Van Beethoven that any post that you ever see here that is not under the name "Steve Shaw" is not by me. If I spot an interloper misusing my name I pounce straight away. If my cookie has crumbled and I show up as Guest I correct it immediately. I absolutely can't stand dishonesty. I'd rather die. So why don't you just just bugger off with your daft insinuations, eh?