"I was trying to write my suicide note, and forgot how to spell "asphyxiation". A friend (well, she was my friend, until the day I found her....but that is another story) told me about Mudcat, it is the only thing I am grateful to her for, sorry, and I was able to find the help I needed in a mattery of seconds."
- a satisfied user, Knife Forks, S. Dakota.

"Best site for miniature instruments, ever. I found a whole bunch of other hamster harmonica players, and we rooty-toot-toot to beat the band now."
-Dominic S., 8 years old (not his real age), Texas A & M.

"I placed my VISA card on top of my computer, called up Mudcat, and within moments my credit limit was raised. Also, I have received more recently many invitations to become a Platinum Card member of some very prestigious associations, such as the Diners Club and American Express, to which I could never have aspired before. Mudcat is in the air, I think."
--Gretchen, parolee, Betty Ford Clinic, California.

"You know how there is this way of curling your thumb over top of your guitar and playing bass notes. I was unable to do this, until I read about Finger Yoga on Mudcat. Since then, through Meditation, I have been able to pursue my career as a blues player on many highly recommended street corners in major cities. Thumbs down, Mudcat!!"
- "Fingers" McGraw, penguin, disguised as a chicken, Main Street, Dubuque, Iowa.

"u have restored mi faith in the gudness of technology. How can i ever repay u?"
-Daphne, president of Compaq.

"For deep cleansing, I always recommend Mudcat."
-Martha Stewart.