The forthcoming commons debate on Syria, not to mention the evergreen Trident debate are where a certain truth comes out.

All this glorifying military blunders and lack of welfare for those in their charge comes to nothing. Military techniques and equipment mean three fifths of fuck all in today's issues.

So really, there is no point in sanitising something that isn't fit for purpose in the first place. You can stand down now, Pte TC and Reduced to the Ranks Terribleblunders.