Personal Profile for: Jim

Sex: Yes
Living arrangement: Very comfortable, thank you
What do you think about ouija boards?: Not much, you?
Your favourite TV show? Whose Line Is It Anyway?
What's on your mouse pad? Depends
Favourite board games: Twisted
Favourite magazines: National Geographic
Favourite smells: The Prairie after it rains
Worst feeling in the world: a hangover
Best feeling in the world: Sex
Favourite CD: Going Up the Missouri: Songs & Dance Tunes from Old Fort Osage
Do you get motion sickness? Nope
Roller coasters - scary or exciting? Boring
How many rings before you answer the phone? Depends.
Future sons name? John Jacob Jingleheimer Erastus Beauregard Sappington Marmaduke
Future daughter's name? Tammy-Faye Eulailia Jingleheimer Erastus Bearuregard Sappington Marmaduke
Favourite foods: Bread, Pasta, Basmati Rice
Chocolate or vanilla? Chocolate
Favourite ice cream? Chocolate Chip Mint
Croutons or bacon bits? Both
Do you like to drive? Depends
Do you sleep with stuffed animals? Nah, too kinky
What type was your first car: 1968 Mercury Montego
If you could meet one person, dead or alive, who would it be? William Clark
Favourite alcoholic drink: Beer
What is your zodiac sign? Feces
Who is your favourite poet? Lord Byron
Do you eat the stems of broccoli? What's broccoli
If you could have any job you wanted, what would it be? A fiddler in a hot old-time string band.
If you could dye your hair any colour, what would it be? I like it as it is, silver
Have you ever been in love? Yep
What is on your walls in your room? Paint
Is the glass half empty or half full? Half
Favourite movie(s): MacClintock, M*A*S*H
Are you a lefty, righty or ambidextrous? Lefty
Do you type with your fingers on the right keys? Of course
If you could be one gardening tool, what would you be? A Spade
What's under your bed? Carpeting
What is your favourite number? 47. Next year it'll change.
What is your dream car? A 1931 wide bed Model A Ford Pickup Truck.
Favourite sport(s)to watch: TV sports are BORING!