Debbie McClatchey, that great singer-with-banjo, introduces one of her songs like this:

"Down in the southern mountains, we have a saying that men have two things they really, REALLY like to do, over everything else in the world.

The next-to-favorite is going fishing. [Pause}

The FAVORITE thing is to sit around, drink beer, and talk about going fishing!

Then she sings "It's my lazy day."

Dave Oesterreich