"it's a long time since my name has been used"

If I was advertising myself as a tutor, I'd not want to be associated with the Keith A of Hertford logic either.

It's alright Dave, even when one of the other Muskets bumped into him once at a folk club in Hertford, he was on here stating that he never did. Despite the Musket not yet being a Musket. Come to think of it, I did a gig once in Hertford with a band I occasionally played in and I can confidently state that blah blah

He does have a competitor though. Terribulus's offensive posts are wonderful and because moderators give up the will to live before the end of the first sentence they are never deleted. So we can all scroll up and have a good laugh from time to time.

In fact, hang on...

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