Well that rhymes. Can't be Keith then 😹😹

Nice to flush out those who see religion as more than voices in your head. Your mothers will be proud of you, I'm sure. Give it a few weeks and Keith will be quoting you.

Hey Keith! I am performing a concert soon where my contribution is songs from the Napoleonic wars. Perhaps you might want to sit at the back proclaiming that the soldiers were well led by caring generals with their welfare at heart? 😂😂😂😂

I'm out at a folk club later. Might give Clarence an airing, referring in the introduction to Mudcat (most folk club audiences have never heard of it) and the weird trolls it spawns, then add the verse I did above. Mind you, it is a bit contrived. I might alter it a bit and be a bit more slanderous. Doesn't matter. I don't give a flying really. Why do you do this Keith? Do you really think that nice respectable people such as Dave, Steve, Raggy and I sit down thinking how to make you look a TC?

Join reality one day. The drinks are good, the food acceptable and the outlook is stunning.