"Keith A of Hertford is saying something contrary to what happened"

Really GHOST - care to tell us all what that something is? - Somehow I don't think you will - Why do I think that? - Because you are just spouting meaningless drivel - like you always do - Now come on and confound and amaze us - It would make one hell of a change, a forum first in fact - But it ain't going to happen is it.

Oh Dear, How Sad, Never Mind.

PS: The Gnome would make an excellent "Lofty" - shorter, fatter, balder but still needs must when the devil drives.