The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #3758240
Posted By: Amos
13-Dec-15 - 09:40 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
SNOWBLOWER? You lazy ne'er-do-well imitation of manly prowess! We get storms of sunlight down here that would make you flinch--overflows the gutters, fills the trees, climbs up the houses right to the roof sometimes. Awful sunlight. But we don't use SUNblowers out here in the West! Hell, No, we don't. Greenhorns sometimes bring in their fancy rigs but they get laughed down, and lose them from the sheer shame. We handle our floods by hand, like REAL men. When we get hit by sunstorms we just break out our Sunstorm gear--flip-flops special made, and usually a teeshirt against the burn, ya know--and get to work sweating and pushing it out of the driveway manually. MAN'S work, by Gosh.