Hi all!

Just thought I'd pop in and see how you all are.

Oh, no better then?

Keep taking the tablets. No, the lozenge type. The tablets of stone Terribulus thinks exist dissolved in 1919.

You know, there isn't a fine line, there's a huge Maginot line between laughing at entrenched fantasy and coming out with abuse. If Terribulus and Keith A hole of Hertford didn't insist on perpetuating romantic idealised views of what is at the end of the day a public service and no more, perhaps people wouldn't point and laugh so much?

You must get those Boys Own annuals onto eBay.