No Lofty talking to anonymous GUEST who when it comes to bird recognition obviously doesn't know his arse from his elbow, but who is dumb enough to believe whatever the caption says - thick or what eh?

With such star players on your side Lofty - we don't even need strikers - just a constant stream of own-goals, looking forward to even more "Howlers" now that Jom is back from his jaunt to Dublin.