GUEST - 16 Dec 15 - 06:20 AM

Prat, while Mute Swans who live on salt water may eat molluscs they do not eat crustaceans.

If you cannot tell a Flamingo from a Swan I'd advise you to drop it. It is however a terrific example of your lack of attention to detail and basic general knowledge.

Oh dear, how sad, never mind:

Fish in a barrel.