I used to have a clean house, fresh laundry, and a balanced checkbook with the bills all paid. Now, my carpets and toilet are filthy, I never learn new tunes, I have all these MIDI programs to sort out, and the cats say the litter boxes are full!

I used to have to cook 5 nights a week, but now it's down to 2. I used to have a bottle of White Out, but now I have MS Word. I used to comb my dogs, but now I have 'Cats.......I used to say "Screw the lyrics, what is the TUNE?", but now I have the DT and Copernic......I owe it all to the MudCat Cafe, where I can perform in my MaidenForm.....(if I just owned one!!!)

I used to think "html" was shorthand for HotMail, I used to think MIDI was a skirt length, I used to think Anvil was a tool used by a blacksmith!! Now I know better!! All due to the MudCat Cafe. All Hail King Max!!

Little Miss Bright Fire (not my real name)
age: 12 and holding...........(It was a very good year)