GUEST,#... "You have hurt me to the core. I am in Lowery Canada."

Sorry. A lot of Herring Chokers and Bluenosers and Spudders (I won't repeat what those from The Granite Planet call yee) consider Lowly Canada to be just as Uppity as The Centre of the Universe Province.

Anyway, I may relocate to LaBelle in the coming years for cheap beer, better health care... I could go on but I'll lump the rest in the category of common sense and decency.

OH! Kissmeass cheer?

HO HO HO!
NO NO NO!
Baaaaaah humbug!