Personal Profile for: Joe Offer

Sex: Yes, please - can I have seconds?
Living arrangement: alone in a duplex
What do you think about ouija boards?: I don't
Your favourite TV show? Hallmark Hall of Fame
What's on your mouse pad? Notes I've written
Favourite board games: Monopoly, Scrabble, Clue
Favourite magazines: America, PC World, U.S. News & World Report, National Catholic Reporter
Favourite smells: a redwood forest or the ocean
Worst feeling in the world: vomiting
Best feeling in the world: kissing
Favourite CD: "All the Good People" - Golden Ring
Do you get motion sickness? Nope
Roller coasters - scary or exciting? moderately exciting
How many rings before you answer the phone? two
Future sons name? Failed Vasectomy
Future daughter's name? Failed Vasectomy

Favourite foods: Pizza, Steak
Chocolate or vanilla? Chocolate
Favourite ice cream? Rocky Road
Croutons or bacon bits? Bacon Bits
Do you like to drive? Yup
Do you sleep with stuffed animals? Nope
What type was your first car: Yellow Opel Station Wagon with wood sides
If you could meet one person, dead or alive, who would it be? Desmond Tutu
Favourite alcoholic drink: Scotch
What is your zodiac sign? Nonbeliever
Who is your favourite poet? Robert W. Service
Do you eat the stems of broccoli? Yup
If you could have any job you wanted, what would it be? Reference Librarian
If you could dye your hair any colour, what would it be? The same as it is.
Have you ever been in love? Constantly
What is on your walls in your room? Lighthouse and family pictures
Is the glass half empty or half full? Completely Empty. Fill 'er up, please!
Favourite movie(s): That's Entertainment!
Are you a lefty, righty or ambidextrous? leftist
Do you type with your fingers on the right keys? yes, and on the left ones, too.
If you could be one gardening tool, what would you be? A Garden Tractor
What's under your bed? CD's & Books
What is your favourite number? 8
What is your dream car? A red Honda Civic, like the one I have
Favourite sport(s)to watch: figure skating
Does revealing this much about myself get me nervous? I decline to answer...