The local post office only had 3 people on duty this morning. The one at the counter was new at her job. I had a 90 minute wait. It was improved by one nice guy, who told a bunch of awful jokes. I thought I'd share a few.

What do Elves learn in school?
The elphabet.

How do you tell a snow man from a snow woman?
Snowballs.

A man walked into a psychiatrist's office with a frog on his head.   The psychiatrist asked, "can I help you?" The frog said, "Yes, get that man off my butt."