The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #158839   Message #3760107
Posted By: cnd
21-Dec-15 - 01:23 PM
Thread Name: BS: A Couple of Bad Jokes
Subject: RE: BS: A Couple of Bad Jokes
While riding home from work, a Yuppie businessman suddenly realizes it's his wedding anniversary. He hightails it to a florist's shop, arriving five minutes before the store's closing. Unable to remember his wife's favorite type of flower, the harried exec allows the sales clerk to sell him a miniature palm tree. As he pulls into his driveway, he suddenly remembers the elusive kind of flowers – anemones – but, too late.
When he presents his wife the palm, he says "Happy Anniversary, honey. I'm sorry I didn't get you your favorite flowers." "No problem," responds the elated wife, "with fronds like this , who needs anemones!"