Young Donald bought an oil lamp at a NYC antique store. At home he was having fits that his dad had refused to lend him money and began furiously rubbing the lamp when a Genie appeared out of vapor and exclaimed "I'll be a son of a bitch !!"
" I will grant you one wish so make it a good one. "
Donald said, my BIG mouth has always gotten me in so much trouble so from now on no matter what I say I want to be wildly successful with all women, with all business and anything else I desire.

"IT IS DONE!
and now a warning, if you ever apologize it will all be undone."

Forty years later old Trump finds himself at the Presidential Debate screaming at Hillary to apologize.

Hillary says something but it seems her mike is off.
Donald screams "I CAN'T HEAR YOU!"
Hillary appears to say something again.
"I CAN'T HEAR YOU" yells Donald.
Hillary looks right at Donald and says something.
" I'M SORRY I CAN"T... Donald's head instantly vaporizes leaving only some perfectly styled hair on his neck.
Hillary's mike goes back on picking up her remark
'I'll be a son of a bitch."