br> Personal Profile for: Roger the skiffler

Sex: Male (when I last looked)
Living arrangement: Married no kids
What do you think about ouija boards?: Rubbish
Your favourite TV show? Fawlty Towers
What's on your mouse pad? Mouse
Favourite board games: Hate 'em
Favourite magazines: BBC Wildlife
Favourite smells: Mrs S.
Worst feeling in the world: Monday mornings
Best feeling in the world: 5pm Fridays
Favourite CD: Make it an LP: Satch plays Fats
Do you get motion sickness? No
Roller coasters - scary or exciting? Too long since I rode one
How many rings before you answer the phone? Hope She will answer it-it's always for Her
Future sons name? Too late now
Future daughter's name? Ditto
Favourite foods: Anything, especially fish
Chocolate or vanilla? Choc
Favourite ice cream? Caramel
Croutons or bacon bits? Croutons
Do you like to drive? No
Do you sleep with stuffed animals? No
What type was your first car: Mini
If you could meet one person, dead or alive, who would it be? Dead:Louis Armstrong Live: Lonnie Donegan
Favourite alcoholic drink: Not enough space! Greek brandy (3-star)
What is your zodiac sign? Scorpio apparently.
Who is your favourite poet? Alexander Pope
Do you eat the stems of broccoli? Yes
If you could have any job you wanted, what would it be? Dunno, retirement looks tempting.
If you could dye your hair any colour, what would it be? Grey/mouse seems OK for the moment
Have you ever been in love? Still am (after 30 years- aaaah!)
What is on your walls in your room? Landscape prints.
Is the glass half empty or half full? Half-empty (but I'll have a top-up, thanks.)
Favourite movie(s): Some like it hot;Casablanca;The Producers
Are you a lefty, righty or ambidextrous? Righty
Do you type with your fingers on the right keys? No
If you could be one gardening tool, what would you be? Eh?
What's under your bed? Fluff (OK, dear I'll vacuum tomorrow)
What is your favourite number? Eh?
What is your dream car? Anything with a chauffeur
Favourite sport(s)to watch: rugby
RtS