The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #158839   Message #3760490
Posted By: Hamish
23-Dec-15 - 10:43 AM
Thread Name: BS: A Couple of Bad Jokes
Subject: RE: BS: A Couple of Bad Jokes
Would you remarry if I were to die?
I guess so.
Oh. Would you live in this house?
Probably.
Would you sleep in this bed?
Why not?
Would you play golf with your new wife?
I expect so.
Would she use my clubs?
No. She's left-handed.