The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #158812   Message #3760597
Posted By: Severn
23-Dec-15 - 09:03 PM
Thread Name: BS: Christmas Tavern 2015
Subject: RE: BS: Christmas Tavern 2015
The snowman goes up to the bar and orders a frozen toddy......

A man with long hair and beard, a long gown and a yellow circle around his head came over from a table where there was a private birthday party going on, catered by Judas' Carryout and approaches the policeman, and says, "Hey, you just brought a snowman back to life. I've never even done THAT! Could you show me how you did that?"......

The alligator behind the bar gives a sly wink to Gnu sitting across the counter and yells to Severn some distance away, "Hey Severn! What kind of a sandwich do you want Mmario to make you?"
Severn, calling out Mmario's signature sub and yells out, "Auroch-on-Roll!"
The band immediately cranks up their amps to ten.
"Happens every year.", grins Gnu.
"Without fail." nods the alligator.....