this took me along time to remember when I was about 13 ...The end does not seem to be right but what the hell I was a kid and never found another person who new this till I was 65 , as with the others there are none the same;
This reminds me of the days of old when King Arthur and his counts no counts and discounts where sitting round the round table shooting camel shit. When up rides David on his big white horse. Ho says David. whose hole says the King. "asshole" says David . Pissed the ole King off/Throw David into the lions den says the King.
Threw David in lions den lion leaped David ducked grabbed the lions right nut and squeezed gently to the left.Tickled the ole lion pleased the ole king. Take David out of the lions den ! says the King.
David asks where's the Queen up in the tower with diphtheria say's the King.Up trots David, Queen laying on her belly, turn over says David. I 'll be fucked if I do says the Queen, you will be corn holed if you don't say's David. Pissed the Queen off she picked up a camel turd and throws it at David. David ducks hits the King square in the face. "Shit" say's the King. A thousand and one Knights squatted and grunted because in these days the King's word was the law.David being a wise man trotted back down the stairs jumped on his big white mare and shot off in all directions.
the end