Personal Profile for: Gervase

Sex: Bloke
Living arrangement: Complex – flat in London in the week, rented place on Hertfordshire farm at weekends.
What do you think about ouija boards?: No strong feelings on way or t'other, but they can upset some people.
Your favourite TV show? I hardly ever watch the TV, so none really.
What's on your mouse pad? Crumbs, and an ad for an online media company.
Favourite board games: Chess, Scrabble
Favourite magazines: New Statesman.
Favourite smells: Toast, women's armpits.
Worst feeling in the world: Appendicitis (luckily a one-off) and hangovers. Being in Love
Best feeling in the world: See above.
Favourite CD: Beethoven 4 last quartets.
Do you get motion sickness? Never.
Roller coasters - scary or exciting? Love 'em.
How many rings before you answer the phone? Just one or two if I'm nearby.
Future sons name? Another one?! Never! The one I've got is called Dominic.
Future daughter's name? See above – and it's Kate.
Favourite foods: Cassoulet, almost anything Italian, cheese on toast.
Chocolate or vanilla? Chocolate or vanilla what? Probably Choc.
Favourite ice cream? Strawberry.
Croutons or bacon bits? This is the contents of my navel, OK? Croutons then.
Do you like to drive? Yes
Do you sleep with stuffed animals? How rude! I have a stuffed budgie in the bathroom.
What type was your first car: A Hillman Avenger in goose-shit green.
If you could meet one person, dead or alive, who would it be? Oscar Wilde
Favourite alcoholic drink: Beer (preferably Wadworth's 6X or Adnams)
What is your zodiac sign? Gemini.
Who is your favourite poet? W.B.Yeats.
Do you eat the stems of broccoli? Yummy!
If you could have any job you wanted, what would it be? Cabinet-maker.
If you could dye your hair any colour, what would it be? Wouldn't want to.
Have you ever been in love? Oh yes…
What is on your walls in your room? Books, books and more books, plus a Persian tray, a few watercolours and cat footprints.
Is the glass half empty or half full? Full, always.
Favourite movie(s): Il Postino, Casablanca, It's a Wonderful Life.
Are you a lefty, righty or ambidextrous? Righty.
Do you type with your fingers on the right keys? Touch type.
If you could be one gardening tool, what would you be? A riddle.
What's under your bed? Dust, dust and more dust.
What is your favourite number? I haven't got one.
What is your dream car? So long as it works, I don't care!
Favourite sport(s)to watch: Couldn't give a toss, really. I like shooting and fishing, though.