Success!!

I no longer have to type anything at all in order to rattle Terribulus. It appears anybody who can string sentences together, weigh idiots up and post anonymously is labelled "Muskrat" presumably in my honour. I'm humbled 😎

Let's see now

In the red corner! Weighing in at the combined weight of the fallen, all the poor sods who were actually there!

In the blue corner! Weighing in at the burden of his ego and his armchair, Terribulus!

The crowd are eager for this, grapple fans. One side of the town hall is packed, the other side has Michael Gove and Keith A of Hertford, although his head appears to be in a book. Bouncers confirmed that a third member of the Terribulus Fan Club was barred access to the town hall by order of the council's strict policy on equality.

Round one hundred and forty three!!!

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