The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #158812   Message #3762408
Posted By: GUEST,Severn
02-Jan-16 - 02:30 PM
Thread Name: BS: Christmas Tavern 2015
Subject: RE: BS: Christmas Tavern 2015
Someone asked Mmario where he found the Auks.

" They were helping the lambs keep time over by some manger", he explained.

The ladder falls out from under the policeman, who was reaching for his hat, and he cries out for help, desperately hanging near the top of the Christmas Tree.

The alligator calls the Fire Department down the street and tells them, "Please com help us down at the Tavern. We have a policeman stuck in a tree."
"Don't worry", said Amos, rushing to the rescue. We should be able to handle it."
"Yes", says the alligator. "But I just had always wanted to say something like that over the phone....."